Signs recorded in England!
 

SIGNS around the world can be the cause of a good laugh. Usually signs in India and Nepal come to mind. How about the following!

1. IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

2. ON A CHURCH DOOR:: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)

3. OUTSIDE A SECOND HAND SHOP: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.

4. QUICKSAND WARNING: Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council.

5. SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car

6. NOTICE IN A FIELD: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

7. SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of order.  Please use floor below.